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- my friend: wakes up at 7 a.m., showers, dresses nicely, gets to class on time, did all the homework, answers questions correctly, always know's what she's talking about, is outgoing, beautiful, funny, has a lot of quality friends, comes from a good family, has a steady boyfriend, has a car, has a 3.8 GPA, has a full scholarship, works two jobs, is in four different clubs plus a sorority, has a executive position in all five, eats healthy, works out daily, flosses, still manages to get to bed at a reasonable hour.
- me: does a thing
- me: immediately needs a nap
